But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

At A Job Interview

  1. Interviewer: what's an achievement you're proud of?
  2. Me: well one time I finished my shampoo and conditioner at the same time
here  (via amyponhd)

(Source: thisisjustafuckingarchivenow)

I watched my love
As it was growing claws
And ripping out my chest
From the inside,

Piercing my lungs
And shattering my bones.
It’s such a shame
It wouldn’t let me die.

Grasping on breaths
I couldn’t even smother.
My love was gone
And you just found another.

petercapaldl wondered: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

idk bro idk. but siri says 42.

doctorwhat url giveaway!

ladylannisters:

so, long story short: i switched urls because i don’t really feel like a part of the doctor who fandom anymore, but i feel guilty hanging onto this one, so i’m giving someone else the chance to use it!

details:

  • mbf me (and please don’t just unfollow after i give away the url)
  • reblog this…
theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders)